Baby's first crush. I have always been so fucking embarrassingly gay for this woman and I can never live it down. Childhood formative taste in romance and feminine aligned people tbh.

So, in this verse, Coolsville is in the greater Crystal Cove county area ove Northern California. As a tourist town thriving off of all of the publicity that unsolved mysteries provide to supernatural thrill seekers, it doesn't take much to understand that the local polical scene would rather most creepy occurances be thought of as paranormal.

Enter Mystery Incorperated (Private investigators for all your spooky, kooky, and absolutely ooky!). We go on adventures together solving the paranormal with the mundane and unearthing the very real unsolved disappearances that started over twenty years ago.

Post the big over arching adventure story where we unearth secrets, lies, and truth, Velma and I get a little apartment together above a bookstore we co-own and run. She writes mystery novels and I take care of the store most days until I realize it's boring her not to solve mysteries with the gang anymore just as much as it's boring me. Daphne and Fred's TV show is taking off, but there hasn't been anything major for them to investigate in a while, so when Fred tries to get ahold of us to come on as consultants and aditional members of the production team, it's kind of a no brainer.

We still own the bookstore in name, but the day to day operations get handled by staff now. It is still the best place to contact Mystery Inc if you're having trouble getting ahold of our business e-mail or in case of emergencies.

Baby's second big crush. Shego from Kim Possible. Mean Gay that I wanna snark with and make laugh.

She named herself after Mary Shelley because she's a goth English major. I won't deadname her, however, her pre-transition superhero persona was Theego, as in second person singular pronoun. She often put herself second to what she saw as her duty to her family and city before coming into her own.

As the oldest, she was both slotted into the role of caretaker once their parents died, while never given recognition for the stress of keeping her family together, and ostracized by her brothers for being an authority figure. This was only compounded by super powers and her own search for identity.

I was something of a cat burglar at the time we met, stealing from the rich or committing corporate espionage for the highest bidder. I didn't care much for anyone from Team Go, or the indiscriminate in the way they'd mete out justice. I wasn't outright a villain, per say, mostly just self-interested, burned out, and bitter. There was no greater cause than trying to survive for myself.

Maybe that's the exact reason Shell' stood out to me so much, even then. I could see her burning herself at both ends; being everything for everyone and the toll it was taking on her. She has a deep seated rage that I understand too well and I often used her hotheaded nature to my advantage in order to escape without hurting her for real. I would joke about how similar we were, both filled with fury at having a role to play thrust upon us: the difference was, I chose my own costume now. She'd never really pick this for herself, would she?

So, when news of the Team Go break up came out and Shell' went into merc work, I was... proud of her for taking control of her life and choosing what she wanted and not just what she thought she should want. It wasn't too long after that when she fell in with Drakken. I started teaming up with them periodically to see the flops and greatest fails, snarking along side her once more, before becoming a more permanent fixture in the lair. What do you know? Drak' kinda grows on you.

Disclaimer: I've liked Kyoya since middleschool and I latched onto him super hard again in sophomore year. He's one of my oldest F/Os because of that. Please keep in mind that minor/adult relationships irl have an unbalanced power dynamic and are inherently predatory. I know these issues intimately. As this is a character I grew up with, I view him as my age now when I talk about him and see "dropping" an f/o I've had for this long that brings me both comfort and happiness as unfair to myself. I know it might cause others discomfort, and as such, feel free to block me. You're not gonna hurt my feeling for making yourself comfortable.

I've got a Lot of feelings about Sev over the years that are all very complicated. He's a man of contradictions and hard to know completely, but he's got this breathtaking core of vulnerability and steel that leaves me incredibly soft for him at the end of the day. He was groomed into being a death eater and had his contributions to doing the right thing either glossed over by the very people he turned spy for, or just outright ignored by the only marginally positive father figure he'd ever had, not to mention the rest of the Order. But he still chose good. He still chose to do what was right for the care he had for his best friend. It was difficult and thankless and he could've died from that choice at any time if he were even a touch too reckless, but he still picked it.

This has never been about 'making him better' or 'fixing him' for me. It's an understanding that even though we're both damaged and broken people, sometimes, we work together and when trust eachother, all of those pieces that would tear anyone else to shreds just... fit. We fit, even when it's messy.

Oh, and also, my s/i is low key kind of op in this verse.

The Wallachia clan have never taken kindly to outsiders; scorned by muggles and wizards alike for centuries, Vampires have never had a solid foothold in either world that didn't end bloody. So, when rumors circulate that the newest Lady Shafiq of England's Sacred Twenty-Eight is looking for an alliance to take the family title and the Wizengamot seat that entails for herself instead of abdicating to her money hungry cousin as expected, one Vlad Tepes has an interesting proposition for her.

Eleven years later, a partitcularly loud barn owl makes its presence known off the eastern end of the Dover coastline. My Hogwarts admission letter has just arrived.

It's pretty much an open secret in pureblood circles that I'm a half-breed, which makes it difficult to take any kind of 'pride' in blood purity. Because my mother had a child, she was able to claim full adulthood

TL;DR: Sam and I met during season 1 our life stories mirror eachother in a lot of ways, right down to the sibling co-dependance. We live in the bunker and there's a big canon divergence from the end of season 8 but smaller ones along the way. Team free will all lives in the bunker together and Kevin, Charlie, Garth, and Cas live in on and off when not on a case.

⠀

Sam and I first met during season one in a passing monster of the week case that turned out to be a Baku, of all things, a terrorizing a Midwestern town. I was raised in the life by my mother with my older sister acting as an emotional buffer state when we butted heads, as we always did. While Bambi managed to get out and settle down, I never could, no matter how many false starts and attempts I had at it. There always seemed to be something else pulling me back in, a feeling I couldn’t shake that I was meant to keep going. I couldn’t stop yet.

Not to say I didn’t take breaks, Bambi’s couch became prime time real estate when I was in town. It was a place she had warded and sigiled and saged to hell and back with every bit of knowledge we had into the very structure of the home itself. It was the only place I ever felt really safe. Canon divergence/extended universe lore here: Magic doesn’t need a deal with a demon to work at all. It’s just like a muscle that you can strengthen or let atrophy until it’s unusable. Some people have an easier time than others with it.

Whenever I did work with the boys, I would be focused on the research aspect with Sam. It turned into an "are we flirting? are we friends? are we friends flirting?" vibe and over the years both of us have gotten so close to saying something. We both feel incredibly monsterous for things outside of our control (Me for my mental illness and trauma and Sam for the demon blood thing and his mental illness and trauma) and that leads us to believing the other wouldn't want anything more than friendship.

Disclaimer: I've liked Jennifer since around the beginning end of highschool. She's 18 within the canon of the movie, though she is in highschool. She's another of my oldest F/Os and as this is a character I grew up with, I view her as my age now when I talk about her. I see "dropping" an f/o I've had for this long that brings me both comfort and happiness as unfair to myself. I know it still might cause others discomfort, and as such, feel free to block me.

TL;DR:The same as Damara. Omega Session with the leftovers of John's ecto-biology leads to 4 more kids running around who get into timeline fuckery because they're not supposed to exist in the Alpha Timeline, but they fight to exist because player will and agency matters to Suburb. The Timeline is dead, Long live The Timeline.

Have you ever watched 'Candy Jar' on Netflix? It's really good. This is basically that, but more passion and challenging one another. Kankri has good points that are often glossed over in his walls of text, but the way he often states his opinion as fact irks me. I proceed to call him out on it. He thinks I'm black-flirting with him and i say that's Buck Wild because im human and shouldn't be held to the same standards as a society that I wasn't raised in. (lowkey I kinda am and Porrim is side-eyeing us like "co+ntinue to+ tell yo+urselves that if yo+u need to+")

I'm not interested in relationships at this point because of my Issues with Gender and Sexuality, but Damara is an always will be my girl. Usually, she's my Moirail if we're not flush. Not that I really know she feels that way for me because I'm human and troll romance makes sense, sure, but I don't share the innate understanding of those feelings. Anyway, Dams gets the title 'QPP' from me after we talk about feelings which leads to talks of LGBT+ issues on earth and Kankri finally understands why I've said I relate to him when I talk about being in a minority.

The understanding only compounds further when I offhandedly mention just a few of the fucked up things my mother did to me and my sister growing up in a joking manner. Damara and Kankri are both Big Mad about it when I have to explain because Kankri tells me I shouldn't joke about that. "Humor is my main coping mechanism, guys. If I talk about what happened candidly I'll be emotional and none of us want to deal with that, but least of all Me."

Where to begin about my love for, and subsequent relationship with, Damara? I'm deeply lost on her in an always and forever kind of way. Out of all my f/os, Damara is consistantly my first and "main" ship; I always circle back to her in the end, because of how dear to me she is. She's... just filled with all of these contridictions that make her so interesting as both a character and a person.

She sold out her session, her once friends, to what amounts is the gnositic devil, but despite that, as soon as she comes into contact with someone who wasn't involved in her clusterfuck of a session: she's kind. She welcomes the beta kids easily, trying her best to communicate openly with them, despite the language barrier. Damara's been tormented, cheated on, and completely ostracized by the other dancestors to the point of breakdown at least twice in canon. She's cynical and angry, lashing out at anyone and everyone who made he life hell. Vulgarities litter her speech, not just to taunt them for never trying to understand her, but to make them uncomfortable as quickly as possible so that she'd be left alone.

And despite of all of that, some parts of her still care about them.

The leftovers of Egbert's ecto-biology leads to 4 more human kids running around Paradox Space. With the sanctity of the Alpha Timeline at risk by virtue of their very exsistance, Howl, Hope, Nate, and Nova must break the rules of the game in order to survive. Omega Session: The Timeline is Dead, Long Live The Timeline.

Damara is the first dancestor I met in a dream bubble and, consequently, none of the rest of them had time to "warn" me about her. I got to know her for herself first, unfiltered by whatever experiences others had with her prior and to say that I fell ass over tea kettle for her is, in itself, an understatement.

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Pink Diamond is a Punk Bitch

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Fell universe isn't a happy one and neither is this AU. you've been warned.

A Long Long Story. Mimic has been through it and is based on my fear of losing my sister and trying to go on with life after that.

Oh, Peter is a fun one! You see, Teen Wolf, the mtv show, doesn't have a solid timeline or very much on the Hale pack at all pre-fire. That means that a lot of his backstory is conjecture and extrapolation, but mostly headcanon. We've got a complicated relationship with a Lot of baggage on both sides.

Beetlejuice Musical and Addams Family Values crossover. Wednesday and Lydia go to the same highschool and start dating which leads our families to getting to know eachother. Beej and I are both chaotic dumbass together. (We share a braincell and I keep losing it) Lydia and Wednesday troll us like usual with near murderous pranks. Pugsly, Wednesday, and Perbert are like my little siblings after I broke into the Addams' house and just... never left when they invited me to dinner. I'm called cousin home-invader during introductions and while legally speaking we're not related, I had my name changed to Addams with Gomez's help and pointers.

Bambi has her own home with her husband and is happy + we call eachother and I vist her frequently. The few times that she comes over to our place instead of just talking, I have to introduce her to the rest of our now extended family. Gomez talks to her about archery and offers to teach her hatchet throwing. Morticia is smiling, even though Bambi is wearing a garishly bright floral print because she sees how happy my sister makes me and she loves me. Morticia offers to get Bambi a new wardrobe so she fits in with our family more and everything.

This is the summary section in which you can gush for a couple of paragraphs about your f/o

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Typing this up later is gonna be a bitch

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Baby's first crush. I have always been so fucking embarrassingly gay for this woman and I can never live it down. Childhood formative taste in romance and feminine aligned people tbh.

So, in this verse, Coolsville is in the greater Crystal Cove county area ove Northern California. As a tourist town thriving off of all of the publicity that unsolved mysteries provide to supernatural thrill seekers, it doesn't take much to understand that the local polical scene would rather most creepy occurances be thought of as paranormal.

Enter Mystery Incorperated (Private investigators for all your spooky, kooky, and absolutely ooky!). We go on adventures together solving the paranormal with the mundane and unearthing the very real unsolved disappearances that started over twenty years ago.

Post the big over arching adventure story where we unearth secrets, lies, and truth, Velma and I get a little apartment together above a bookstore we co-own and run. She writes mystery novels and I take care of the store most days until I realize it's boring her not to solve mysteries with the gang anymore just as much as it's boring me. Daphne and Fred's TV show is taking off, but there hasn't been anything major for them to investigate in a while, so when Fred tries to get ahold of us to come on as consultants and aditional members of the production team, it's kind of a no brainer.

We still own the bookstore in name, but the day to day operations get handled by staff now. It is still the best place to contact Mystery Inc if you're having trouble getting ahold of our business e-mail or in case of emergencies.

Baby's second big crush. Shego from Kim Possible. Mean Gay that I wanna snark with and make laugh.

She named herself after Mary Shelley because she's a goth English major. I won't deadname her, however, her pre-transition superhero persona was Theego, as in second person singular pronoun. She often put herself second to what she saw as her duty to her family and city before coming into her own.

As the oldest, she was both slotted into the role of caretaker once their parents died, while never given recognition for the stress of keeping her family together, and ostracized by her brothers for being an authority figure. This was only compounded by super powers and her own search for identity.

I was something of a cat burglar at the time we met, stealing from the rich or committing corporate espionage for the highest bidder. I didn't care much for anyone from Team Go, or the indiscriminate in the way they'd mete out justice. I wasn't outright a villain, per say, mostly just self-interested, burned out, and bitter. There was no greater cause than trying to survive for myself.

Maybe that's the exact reason Shell' stood out to me so much, even then. I could see her burning herself at both ends; being everything for everyone and the toll it was taking on her. She has a deep seated rage that I understand too well and I often used her hotheaded nature to my advantage in order to escape without hurting her for real. I would joke about how similar we were, both filled with fury at having a role to play thrust upon us: the difference was, I chose my own costume now. She'd never really pick this for herself, would she?

So, when news of the Team Go break up came out and Shell' went into merc work, I was... proud of her for taking control of her life and choosing what she wanted and not just what she thought she should want. It wasn't too long after that when she fell in with Drakken. I started teaming up with them periodically to see the flops and greatest fails, snarking along side her once more, before becoming a more permanent fixture in the lair. What do you know? Drak' kinda grows on you.

Disclaimer: I've liked Kyoya since middleschool and I latched onto him super hard again in sophomore year. He's one of my oldest F/Os because of that. Please keep in mind that minor/adult relationships irl have an unbalanced power dynamic and are inherently predatory. I know these issues intimately. As this is a character I grew up with, I view him as my age now when I talk about him and see "dropping" an f/o I've had for this long that brings me both comfort and happiness as unfair to myself. I know it might cause others discomfort, and as such, feel free to block me. You're not gonna hurt my feeling for making yourself comfortable.

I've got a Lot of feelings about Sev over the years that are all very complicated. He's a man of contradictions and hard to know completely, but he's got this breathtaking core of vulnerability and steel that leaves me incredibly soft for him at the end of the day. He was groomed into being a death eater and had his contributions to doing the right thing either glossed over by the very people he turned spy for, or just outright ignored by the only marginally positive father figure he'd ever had, not to mention the rest of the Order. But he still chose good. He still chose to do what was right for the care he had for his best friend. It was difficult and thankless and he could've died from that choice at any time if he were even a touch too reckless, but he still picked it.

This has never been about 'making him better' or 'fixing him' for me. It's an understanding that even though we're both damaged and broken people, sometimes, we work together and when trust eachother, all of those pieces that would tear anyone else to shreds just... fit. We fit, even when it's messy.

Oh, and also, my s/i is low key kind of op in this verse.

The Wallachia clan have never taken kindly to outsiders; scorned by muggles and wizards alike for centuries, Vampires have never had a solid foothold in either world that didn't end bloody. So, when rumors circulate that the newest Lady Shafiq of England's Sacred Twenty-Eight is looking for an alliance to take the family title and the Wizengamot seat that entails for herself instead of abdicating to her money hungry cousin as expected, one Vlad Tepes has an interesting proposition for her.

Eleven years later, a partitcularly loud barn owl makes its presence known off the eastern end of the Dover coastline. My Hogwarts admission letter has just arrived.

It's pretty much an open secret in pureblood circles that I'm a half-breed, which makes it difficult to take any kind of 'pride' in blood purity. Because my mother had a child, she was able to claim full adulthood

TL;DR: Sam and I met during season 1 our life stories mirror eachother in a lot of ways, right down to the sibling co-dependance. We live in the bunker and there's a big canon divergence from the end of season 8 but smaller ones along the way. Team free will all lives in the bunker together and Kevin, Charlie, Garth, and Cas live in on and off when not on a case.

⠀

Sam and I first met during season one in a passing monster of the week case that turned out to be a Baku, of all things, a terrorizing a Midwestern town. I was raised in the life by my mother with my older sister acting as an emotional buffer state when we butted heads, as we always did. While Bambi managed to get out and settle down, I never could, no matter how many false starts and attempts I had at it. There always seemed to be something else pulling me back in, a feeling I couldn’t shake that I was meant to keep going. I couldn’t stop yet.

Not to say I didn’t take breaks, Bambi’s couch became prime time real estate when I was in town. It was a place she had warded and sigiled and saged to hell and back with every bit of knowledge we had into the very structure of the home itself. It was the only place I ever felt really safe. Canon divergence/extended universe lore here: Magic doesn’t need a deal with a demon to work at all. It’s just like a muscle that you can strengthen or let atrophy until it’s unusable. Some people have an easier time than others with it.

Whenever I did work with the boys, I would be focused on the research aspect with Sam. It turned into an "are we flirting? are we friends? are we friends flirting?" vibe and over the years both of us have gotten so close to saying something. We both feel incredibly monsterous for things outside of our control (Me for my mental illness and trauma and Sam for the demon blood thing and his mental illness and trauma) and that leads us to believing the other wouldn't want anything more than friendship.

Disclaimer: I've liked Jennifer since around the beginning end of highschool. She's 18 within the canon of the movie, though she is in highschool. She's another of my oldest F/Os and as this is a character I grew up with, I view her as my age now when I talk about her. I see "dropping" an f/o I've had for this long that brings me both comfort and happiness as unfair to myself. I know it still might cause others discomfort, and as such, feel free to block me.

TL;DR:Similar to Damara, but like... a timeline over. Omega Session with the leftovers of John's ecto-biology leads to 4 more kids running around who get into timeline fuckery because they're not supposed to exist in the Alpha Timeline, but they fight to exist because player will and agency matters to Suburb. The Timeline is dead, Long live The Timeline.

Have you ever watched 'Candy Jar' on Netflix? It's really good. This is basically that, but more passion and challenging one another. Kankri has good points that are often glossed over in his walls of text, but the way he often states his opinion as fact irks me. I proceed to call him out on it. He thinks I'm black-flirting with him and i say that's Buck Wild because I'm human (mostly) and shouldn't be held to the same standards as a society that I wasn't raised in. (lowkey I kinda am and Porrim is side-eyeing us like "co+ntinue to+ tell yo+urselves that if yo+u need to+")

I'm not interested in relationships at this point because of my Issues with Gender and Sexuality, but Damara is an always will be my girl. Usually, she's my Moirail if we're not flush. Not that I really know she feels that way for me because I'm human and troll romance makes sense, sure, but I don't share the innate understanding of those feelings. Anyway, Damara gets the title 'QPP' from me after we talk about feelings which leads to talks of LGBT+ issues on earth and Kankri finally understands why I've said I relate to him when I talk about being in a minority.

The understanding only compounds further when I offhandedly mention just a few of the fucked up things my mother did to me and my sister growing up in a joking manner. Damara and Kankri are both Big Mad about it when I have to explain because Kankri tells me I shouldn't joke about that. "Humor is my main coping mechanism, guys. If I talk about what happened candidly I'll be emotional and none of us want to deal with that, but least of all Me."

Where to begin about my love for, and subsequent relationship with, Damara? I'm deeply lost on her in an always and forever kind of way. Out of all my f/os, Damara is consistantly my first and "main" ship; I always circle back to her in the end, because of how dear to me she is. She's... just filled with all of these contridictions that make her so interesting as both a character and a person.

She sold out her session, her once friends, to what amounts is the gnositic devil, but despite that, as soon as she comes into contact with someone who wasn't involved in her clusterfuck of a session: she's kind. She welcomes the beta kids easily, trying her best to communicate openly with them, despite the language barrier. Damara's been tormented, cheated on, and completely ostracized by the other dancestors to the point of breakdown at least twice in canon. She's cynical and angry, lashing out at anyone and everyone who made her life hell. Vulgarities litter her speech, not just to taunt them for never trying to understand her, but to make them uncomfortable as quickly as possible so that she'd be left alone.

And despite of all of that, some parts of her still want to care about them.

The leftovers of Jegbert's ecto-biology leads to 4 more human kids running around Paradox Space. With the sanctity of the Alpha Timeline at risk by virtue of their very exsistance, Howl, Hope, Nate, and Nova must break the very foundational rules of the game- of the universe- in order to survive. Omega Session: The Timeline is Dead, Long Live The Timeline.

Damara is the first dancestor I met in a dream bubble and, consequently, none of the rest of them had time to "warn" me about her. I got to know her for herself first, unfiltered by whatever experiences others had with her prior and to say that I fell ass over tea kettle for her is, in itself, an understatement.

owo whats this?

Pink Diamond is a Punk Bitch

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Fell universe isn't a happy one and neither is this AU. you've been warned.

A Long Long Story. Mimic has been through it and is based on my fear of losing my sister and trying to go on with life after that.

Oh, Peter is a fun one! You see, Teen Wolf, the mtv show, doesn't have a solid timeline or very much on the Hale pack at all pre-fire. That means that a lot of his backstory is conjecture and extrapolation, but mostly headcanon. We've got a complicated relationship with a Lot of baggage on both sides.

Beetlejuice Musical and Addams Family Values crossover. Wednesday and Lydia go to the same highschool and start dating which leads our families to getting to know eachother. Beej and I are both chaotic dumbass together. (We share a braincell and I keep losing it) Lydia and Wednesday troll us like usual with near murderous pranks. Pugsly, Wednesday, and Perbert are like my little siblings after I broke into the Addams' house and just... never left when they invited me to dinner. I'm called cousin home-invader during introductions and while legally speaking we're not related, I had my name changed to Addams with Gomez's help and pointers.

Bambi has her own home with her husband and is happy + we call eachother and I vist her frequently. The few times that she comes over to our place instead of just talking, I have to introduce her to the rest of our now extended family. Gomez talks to her about archery and offers to teach her hatchet throwing. Morticia is smiling, even though Bambi is wearing a garishly bright floral print because she sees how happy my sister makes me and she loves me. Morticia offers to get Bambi a new wardrobe so she fits in with our family more and everything.

This is the summary section in which you can gush for a couple of paragraphs about your f/o

This is the summary section in which you can gush for a couple of paragraphs about your f/o

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This is the summary section in which you can gush for a couple of paragraphs about your f/o

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This is where you can gush.

Typing this up later is gonna be a bitch

Typing this up later is gonna be a bitch